Me versus Jordan Peterson

Jordan Peterson: Woman! You can best serve society by marrying one of the working-class men so that he won't become a menace to society from sexual frustration.

Me: Er, I prefer to unionize with them instead and get rid of economic inequality.

Jordan Peterson: Aaah, a Marxist, deliver me from evil!

Me: Actually I'm a syndicalist?

Jordan Peterson: A Marxist, I tell you! The walls of my home are covered in Soviet art so that I will never forget the horrors of socialism. Aaah, it haunts me.

Me: Good! May its spectre wander the halls of your house.