Badly written porn

By link-hopping starting from a post of oursin's (no surprise), I found some terrible porn, which I am now posting for your amusement! It is from the book Memoirs of Rose Bellefille, or, A Delicious Banquet of Amorous Delights! Dedicated to the Goddess of Voluptous Pleasure, and her soul-enamoured votaries (1828).

Here is a quote from an 1885 review of it: "This is an insipid, tiresome book—the language stilted, overloaded and fulsume, frequently interspersed with French words; the narrative monotonous, and lacking interest. [...] The reproduction of a few lines will justify the strictures advanced above. Rosa, dressed in male attire, is eloping with a gentleman from her academy at Hammersmith:

Velocitous as our speed was, we had not proceeded half a mile before—propulsive pruriency stimulating the energy of procreant zeal—the members of inoculative union stood erect in impatient condition for active duty! my inamorato, with one hand thrust into my swelling bosom (in celestial ramble over my bubbies) and with the other, removing le culottin-empéchement, (the close-breeches obstruction,) inserting his finger up the temple-porch prepared the the (sic) venereous agent within for immediate sacrificial offering! placing himself procumbent with his shoulders against the back, and his toes stretched against the front of the chaise, and I putting myself, Buttock over him, in an incubative attitude &c."