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I'm filling in a form that's required to enter the United States. These are the kinds of questions they ask (and presumably, it's stuff they can use to deny you entry).

Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?

Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude?

I had to look that up. Apparently turpitude = inherent baseness. Hmmmm.

Are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?

If I'm trying to get into the US to commit crimes, do you really think I'm going to tell you so? Also, immoral activities--how am I supposed to know what you consider immoral? Maybe I'm going to write explicit pornography while I'm there. What do you think of that, Department of Homeland Security?

I wonder if anyone ever answers yes to this question.

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Date: 2010-03-23 07:30 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: text: Be kinder than need be: everyone is fighting some kind of battle (gopher hunter)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
The last two questions are also asked in the application for a residency permit "Green Card." When I took a class in tutoring English-language learners about the residency & citizenship paperwork, I asked your exact question.

Here was the exact reply:

The bureacracy doesn't expect to rat yourself out. However, the citizenship application asks if you've ever "knowingly mislead the government." So if you lied in this form to get the VISA, and then don't tell the truth about it when applying for a green card or citizenship, you're doubly screwed.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:02 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: Bambi fawn cartoon with two heads (Conjoined Bambi)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
Oh, it's strange alright.

Another question on the citizenship application is straight out of Kafka:

"D15 Have you ever committed a crime or offense for which you've not been arrested?"

So if you have committed a felony, they can prevent you from applying. If you lie about committing a felony, that is in itself a felony, for which they can deport you.

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Date: 2010-03-23 11:36 pm (UTC)
innocentsmith: a lion, a lamppost, and a winged man in a conservative coat stand on a bridge under an orange sky (Default)
From: [personal profile] innocentsmith
"Turpitude"? That's hilarious. Are you trying to enter the 19th century United States?

Maybe I'm going to write explicit pornography while I'm there. What do you think of that, Department of Homeland Security?

I don't know about Homeland Security, but I support this sort of immoral activity!

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Date: 2010-03-23 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andeincascade.livejournal.com
Maybe I'm going to write explicit pornography while I'm there. What do you think of that, Department of Homeland Security?

Well. I certainly hope so. *g*
Edited Date: 2010-03-23 05:59 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-03-23 06:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com
...crime involving moral turpitude?

LOL USA. It makes me wonder how similar Canadian documents would phrase the question, if they even do. We're not as concerned with moral turpitude up here, I don't think, though with the government who even knows...

...Have you ever attempted to overthrow the government?

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Date: 2010-03-23 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kill-claudio.livejournal.com
Lol. Apart from the antiquated phrasing, surely every crime involves moral turpitude? That's what makes it, you know, criminal.

I remember in my teens I briefly joined the Socialist Workers Party. I hate to think how they would respond to that.
Edited Date: 2010-03-23 07:52 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-03-24 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursdaynext-27.livejournal.com
Turpitude?

I love how they use a word on the form that most people who live here couldn't tell you what it means.

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